Ask me anything
my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd
Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes
my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us
it’s good that we’re saying “i don’t feel guilty about pleasure im not Catholic” but we also need to start saying “i don’t feel self-righteous about being overworked I’m not Puritan”
looks inside procrastination -> it’s anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it’s fear -> looks inside fear -> it’s shame
Surely these circumstances will improve with additional shame
there’s been a robbery at the lourve???? please tell me they nicked the mona lisa it would be so fucking funny
i’m talking proper heist movie backflipping over lasers and cutting holes in the ceiling to slowly descend on a wire i want this shit to be FUNNY
nevermind they did something funnier let’s chainsaw our way in and then scoot out beep beep that’s the sound of my scooter vrmmm vrmmm that’s the sound of my tiny chainsaw
Droodles by Roger Price (from his 1953 book). Droodles (a blend of “doodle”, “drawing”, “riddle”) are simple drawings with a witty, often absurd, caption. The first one, as some of you may know, was used by Frank Zappa for his 1982 album, Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch. (Zappa, a fan of Price’s work, lived just a few miles from the artist and personally sought permission to use the image.)
These come from the 1972 edition of the book.
observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”
to be Fair, I think The Character is meant to describe a certain level of agony, of being consumed by what loves you. blorbo is an expression of affection, The Character is sinking into the depths